this is my favorite part:
"Unfortunately, children are now being exposed to same-sex marriage in a toy store. This is the last place a parent would expect to be confronted with questions from their children on topics that are too complicated for them to understand. Issues of this nature are being introduced too early and too soon, which is becoming extremely common and unnecessary."
Topics that are too complicated for them to understand? Really? Why not go with “they got married because they love each other.” I know, that would be too much to explain. Also the children of same-sex couples are exposed to it right around…You know, birth. They seem to do just fine.
All I know is that I would like to move to Riverdale. And not just because I want to be best friends with Jughead.